German Chancellor Merkel caught “naked” with Nazi rug
The German Chancellor Angela Merkel could be arrested for handling stolen goods after she was sensationally discovered with deputy Nazi Hermann Goering’s old rug in her office.
Thick, soft and luxurious, the rug is reported to have provided great solace for Merkel during her turbulent term of office, with opponents claiming she has been caught “naked” by the discovery.
The shocking finding means there can be no doubt as to her intentions to be at the head of a European state. But unlike her Nazi predecessors, who intended to bulldoze their way like a rhino across the continent and beyond to try and gain control, Merkel has been employing sneaky political tactics before subjugating the rest of Europe – with the magic rug key to her plans.
“Merkel has kept this rug, a piece of treasure, as a reminder of what can be achieved. Like Hitler’s deputy, Goering, who looted the rug, the current Chancellor has been in contact with the cherished fur,” a source revealed. “It’s power is not to be underestimated and means Merkel, like Aladdin, has been able to fly and cast her spell over other countries. And if things turn nasty she would be able to fly in undetected and drop bombs on adversaries.”
The insider added: “Merkel loves her rug.”
But now Merkel has been caught with the warm bit of animal there is a fierce battle going on to gain control of it, with the Chancellor’s rivals hoping to have her locked up for her misdemeanours and plotting.